3 things Sam said...
(Out of the blue at the park he says,) "Ali, when are you going to get a boyfriend?" "Ha, when you find me one Sam." "It's not my job. All you have to do is make out with a boy and you'll have one, so go do it." Maybe I should take his advice...
"Sam, is your brother going to marry his girlfriend?" "I hope not!" "Why?" "Cuz I have enough sisters as it is- I don't need anymore- even if they're only my in-laws!!!!!"
(Sam lost the baseball we were playing in the pine tree.) "Oh man, I smell like pine!!!! I'll never get a girl. All I'll get is a squirrel!"
2 things from Abby...
(Sam and I played baseball- all week!!!!- and I started singing "We wanna pitcher, not a belly itcher" and she said...) "we want an itcher not a belly Bitcher!"
At the post office I told Abby to stand on any of the blue tile squares near me and wait patiently, which she did (yes!) but there was a crazy kid behind us running around and his mom said, "Get over here. Look at that girl? Can't you stand like her all nice and patient?"
My work here is done.
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Ah, out of the mouths of babes.
I think Abby is about the same age you were when I was nursing Katie one day. You said "Mommy, what are you doing?"...I'm feeding Katie; this is how mommies feed their babies. Babies get milk from their mommies". ..."Do you have orange juice on the other side?"
I WILL NEVER FORGET IT!!!!! :)
that is hilarious!! I have this awesome plan to write down all of the weird funny things my kids say and stick them in a box for later. Because.. hello! best scrap book box ever!
bahahahaha belly bitcher!
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